"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."
- A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)
irlmagicalgirl:

IM SO UPSET
I HAVE A STUDENT NAMED MARCO
AND THIS LITTLE FUCK
TURNED IN HIS MATH PAPER
HALF. DONE.
HALF.
IT’S HALF FINISHED.
HE GOT 10/20.
THE ONLY STUDENT.
WHAT THE HELL MARCO.

irlmagicalgirl:

IM SO UPSET
I HAVE A STUDENT NAMED MARCO
AND THIS LITTLE FUCK
TURNED IN HIS MATH PAPER
HALF. DONE.
HALF.
IT’S HALF FINISHED.
HE GOT 10/20.
THE ONLY STUDENT.
WHAT THE HELL MARCO.

damnnlyssa:

everytime it gets close to October i start reblogging the fuck out of this

damnnlyssa:

everytime it gets close to October i start reblogging the fuck out of this

eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

motherapy42:

sleepingwiththesea:

don’t be a little shit to me on tinder

This…this is perfect. 

notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

wifipasswords:

this is heartbreaking

wifipasswords:

this is heartbreaking

facebookstaff:

god bless America

facebookstaff:

god bless America

mama-marley:

skellertone:

the-almost-doctor:

ifuckingguess:

ravedm:

ahh when you click it :)))

holy shit what is that seriously

space. that is space.

The Sombrero galaxy

Seriously click it

mama-marley:

skellertone:

the-almost-doctor:

ifuckingguess:

ravedm:

ahh when you click it :)))

holy shit what is that seriously

space. that is space.

The Sombrero galaxy

Seriously click it

filingsforkili:

True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own.

thug-4-life:

possiblypensive:

who wore it best??

ellen

thug-4-life:

possiblypensive:

who wore it best??

ellen

screaming-towards-apotheosis:

sebadasstian-stan:

agentsofthenterprise:

so how about a movie starring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt directed by Christopher Nolan naturally titled The Crisis 

THE CHRISIS

Coming out this Christmas

teenidolevilking:

addieofrp:

instagrarn:

oh my god press ‘shift’ and then ‘?’

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tourmaline2:

A dress designed to change color in the rain, thanks to dye sewn into 
the seams. Created by Sean Kelly, Modeled by Angelica Guillen-Jimenez

simonjadis:

diabolicaldorothy:

bobs burgers is an example of how fucking funny things can be when yoU ACTUALLY UTALISE YOUR FEMALE CHARACTERS FOR COMEDY INSTEAD OF HAVING THEM STAND THERE ROLLING THEIR EYES

DO YOU SEE

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