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Lea • 16 • I'm really awkward. Sorry in advance :P

lindsaylohoean:

when parents make sex jokes around you thinking you don’t get itimage

weavemunchers:

"What are your talents?"

Me: 

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pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

suspend:

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

haile3:

What’s actually at the end of a rainbow.

haile3:

What’s actually at the end of a rainbow.

bitchcoven:

cheekily:

racistperry:

kidz bop is charting higher than artpop
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I understand Katy Perry doesn’t make very mature music but calling it Kidz Bop is a little mean

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annabellioncourt:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.

He proceeded to show it to us in class.

  #this movie gives me heartburns    #we watched part of this in class last year    #you could hear everyone's eyeballs roll in their sockets  
animalstalkinginallcaps:

LARRY! DON’T FORGET TOOTHPASTE! WE’RE ALMOST OUT!

animalstalkinginallcaps:

LARRY! DON’T FORGET TOOTHPASTE! WE’RE ALMOST OUT!

alt-j:

when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass off” I mean “lmao”

egberts:

where can i buy that for free

guy:

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

dirtylittledamsel:

when you blacklist someone and they keep changing their url

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