the1janitor:

makhbro:

#if a cat and a dog got married this is what they would look like

that is actually a perfect description

meridiandreams:

One of the BEST lines of the season.

magicconchshell:

i hate you and if this was 1692 salem i would accuse you of being a witch 

brook:

quite possibly the greatest series of tweets ever made by my friend fuckmountain69

dreeeeeaaamingcosmic:

ohmybrolden:

crying


da fuck? Victorious why u little shits be tryin to crash spongebob’s party? Ur gonna be canceled anyway

dreeeeeaaamingcosmic:

ohmybrolden:

crying

da fuck? Victorious why u little shits be tryin to crash spongebob’s party? Ur gonna be canceled anyway

mitunathehelicaptor:

“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law

Actual conversation at a party last night
Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
Me: I, um. I-I don't care?
Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you

late-night-cruising:

Can we just take a minute to appreciate Pringles for never lying to us about the amount of fucking chips we’re getting when we fucking open the can

creeproll:

I’ve literally been laughing at this for the past five minutes

creeproll:

I’ve literally been laughing at this for the past five minutes

shavingryansprivates:

restart your computer to install important upd-

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cashcrab:

yo im 4 year old rapper. my names napkin. and i just got sign, to pickles records